Siddhu's Commentary...!!

If you have been hearing Siddu's commentary for cricket matches... you are bound to be amused with his creativity in forming sentences. Here are some examples !!

        a.. A girl born beautiful is half married
        b.. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole. There is no team co-operation
        c.. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that.
        d.. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't matter...
        e.. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!
        f.. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans
        g.. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who goes to fetch pail of runs for the
          opposition...
        h.. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated
        i.. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the cricket without any aim)
        j.. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane, when batting
        k.. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock
        l.. A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!!
        m.. The dog that barks last, barks best
        n.. SUCCESS HAS MANY FATHERS .... FAILURE IS AN ORPHAN!!!!!
        o.. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!
        p.. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give it two slaps.
        q.. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you trying to get milk out of an ox.
        r.. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant predict when there will be flood & when drought.